人之初，性本善。性相近，习相远。苟不教，性乃迁。教之道，贵以专。 昔孟母，择邻处。子不学，断机杼。窦燕山，有义方。教五子，名俱扬。 养不教，父之过。教不严，师之惰。子不学，非所宜。幼不学，老何为。 玉不琢，不成器。人不学，不知义。为人子，方少时。亲师友，习礼仪。 香九龄，能温席。孝于亲，所当执。融四岁，能让梨。弟于长，宜先知。 首孝弟，次见闻。知某数，识某文。一而十，十而百。百而千，千而万。 三才者，天地人。三光者，日月星。三纲者，君臣义。父子亲，夫妇顺。 曰春夏，曰秋冬。此四时，运不穷。曰南北，曰西东。此四方，应乎中。 曰水火，木金土。此五行，本乎数。曰仁义，礼智信。此五常，不容紊。 稻粱菽，麦黍稷。此六谷，人所食。马牛羊，鸡犬豕。此六畜，人所饲。 曰喜怒，曰哀惧。爱恶欲，七情具。□土革，木石金。与丝竹，乃八音。 高曾祖，父而身。身而子，子而孙。自子孙，至元曾。乃九族，而之伦。 父子恩，夫妇从。兄则友，弟则恭。长幼序，友与朋。君则敬，臣则忠。 此十义，人所同。

就能背到这儿..哈哈..

人之初， At the beginning of life, 性本善。 sex is good. 性相近， Basically, sex is nearly all the same in nature. 习相远。 But it depends on how the way you do it. 苟不教， If you do not practice all the time, 性乃迁。 sex will leave you. 教之道， During the way of learning it, 贵以专。 the successful key is to make love with only one person. 昔孟母， Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Mon 择邻处。 chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 子不学， She taught her son that "if you doesn't study hard, 断机杼。 your dick will become useless and broken." 窦燕山， A famous person called Dou, 有义方。 owned a very effective exciting medicine. 教五子， All his five sons took it, 名俱扬。 then their sexual ability became well-known. 养不教， If anyone who have children but they don't know how to do it, 父之过。 it is all the father's fault. 教不严， If they have lots of problems in doing it, 师之惰。 their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on sex. 子不学， If you refuse to learn sex, 非所宜。 that should be a big mistake. 幼不学， If you don't learn it in childhood, 老何为。 you will lose your ability when aged. 玉不琢， If you don't exercise your dick, 不成器。 it won't become hard and strong. 人不学， People who don't learn sex, 不知义。 their life will become meaningless.

我觉得这个特精辟..

小时候俺家亲爱的姥姥忽悠着我背的。。。